My mom dyed her hair red when Tommy dyed

My mom dyed her hair red when Tommy dyed his blue.My hair is white.Now we make the

and a Dutch oven. "Watching a Third Reich propaganda flick on Axis grounds wasn't such a good idea," I concluded. My family was tense, so we headed back to Amsterdam to smoke

the Amsterdam Ajax soccer team in a heated grudge match. Smoke covered the field as the two teams faced off. The Ajax were notorious for cheating, however, and they

were also the crowd favorite, which means a lot in a stadium where firearms aren't prohibited. The competing team desperately got out a giant fan and tried to blow the smoke away.

But a roadie on ativan switched the giant fan on but in "reverse." A grand sucking sound zipped towards the fan. A mother's baby flew from her hands, spiraling towards the fan

at about 80 miles per hour. The baby giggled and cooed at the curious sensation. Ploopio, the three-headed teddy bear, wanted to save the baby, but his heads argued about how to

stop the vehicle. Leftie & Rightie wanted to shift to neutral & hit the breaks, but the middle teddyhead said "The babies possessed by B'chuck! We need a

n exorcist ASAP!" So Rightie shifted into overdrive and Leftie jerked the steering wheel so the vehicle turned around. "Check the GPS for the nearest exorcist," Teddyhead cried

as we roared down the dusty highway. We gave some dude in jeans and T-shirt a good bump, so stopped to check on him. "Devils just want somewhere to belong, like anyone." Gone.