Michelle said, "You have no idea." And Biden

Michelle said, "You have no idea." And Biden smiled. His eyes had pain in them too. And she knew he knew. Maybe they were both high, but they were also orphans of power.

Rahm was gone now. The place seemed oddly quiet in a "we're just waiting for the end" way. Staff huddled in a corner, awaiting the coming

of the efficiency expert. The seconds ticked away on the wall clock, s l o w l y . Nobody wanted to say anything and the woman who held the key to their being kept or fired wasn't

even passable enough to consider romancing to keep our jobs. So we quit and became monks. We were surprised that there were notable celebrities hiding out in the monestary, like

Thelonious Monk, and Tony Shalhoub who played Monk in the TV series "Monk". When they asked us what sort of monks we were, we said we were monkfish, and they accepted us as new

'members' of the insane asylum. They were very friendly to us and even bought new jackets for us to wear. I don't even have the heart to tell them that we can barely move in them.

Still, we could always revive a dodgy 1970's pop band and wouldn't even be given a second look. But the members of the asylum looked concerned. We would have to

and broke into epic Michael Jackson dance moves. we were incredible, we did the moonwalk, the lean, and everything possible. For cocaine fueled serial killers we were awesome

We became the "Killer Crew" and performed on America's Got Talent. Sharon Osborne was our beacon. She got us to give up our murderous ways and just had us dance on the graves.