Shining bright in the night sky of Paris

Shining bright in the night sky of Paris is the silvery moon whose light even reaches the dark alley streets of the city of love.

The Eiffel tower's light lit the surrounding streets where people walk hand in hand.

I see a couple kiss romantically under a lamppost.

I watched from a distance as the lamppost poured pink, hot, romantic light over the kissing couple that stood beneath it. It was SO romantic. I turned out the light, then back on a

disco, just to show variety on the lighting of the romantic couple.

They dipped and they swirled, he in his mint green leisure suit and she in a lovely chiffon dress. A crowd gathered, watching them transition into The Hustle. The mirrored ball

glimmered above them. He became entranced by it and began to feel dizzy. At once, he tripped over his partner, causing a violent chain reaction in the disco. First, he slammed

his big rubber nose down on the counter, then ripped off his rainbow wig and scratched off the face paint. "I AM A DISCO CLOWN NO MORE!" The other dancers tumbled like dominoes

broke the camel's back, which might have been the perfect ending to the story, except that the Save The Camels activists barged in and ruined it for everyone. Tittering ensued.