I’m scared of this darkness. To wake up

I’m scared of this darkness. To wake up to this every single day is absolutely terrifying. My hands reach out for something, but I can’t feel anything. I have no clue how I landed

this gorgeous blonde in bed next to me living in a dump of an apartment like this where I have no windows...Not even a peephole!Pitch black

, which begs the question, How did I know the blonde beside me here in bed was gorgeous if the bedroom was pitch black? Truth was, I didn't, but I took my chances. Later, I turned

I was petrified with fear when I lifted the cover & peered at her snaky blond dreadlocks. Were they coral snakes? "Red touch yellow, kill a fellow. Red touch black, friend of Jack.

Snakes gives me the heebee jeebees! Poisonous or not, I'm out of here. Dr Angry Pants did his evil laugh "Muhahaha!" as I ran away. I should have known my arch nemesis was behind t

his evil plot. The snakes slithered after me, hissing and spitting. I looked around wildly and grabbed a nearby broom. I batted away the nearest snake and rushed towards the door.

The snakes' acid spit dissolved my broom's bristles, so flying away went out the window. As I backed against the door, the handle turned into a snake. Mondays, am I right? Venomous

fluid sprayed from the cobra's mouth into my eyes. It felt like someone slit my eyes with a flaming straight razor. Collapsing, I felt around on the floor. I heard the snake

give it a sound thrashing to beat some respect for authority into it. But the cobra kept out of my reach & after hours of lecturing me, convinced me I was not in charge of snakes.