"Let the penguin boxing match begin," said

"Let the penguin boxing match begin," said the announcer. Everyone in the audience cheered. The penguins squawked in confusion as they were put into the ring. "And...FIGHT!"

One confused penguin waddled too close to the edge and fell on Kanye West in the front row. He threw it back into the boxing ring, knocking the other penguins down like bowling pin

s & started rapping "It all falls down". It was a strange segue into a music video, but it got even wierder when the Penguins from Madagascar busted in with gangsta pants & Rico

did a salsa rendition of "A Lovely Holiday with Mary" seranading J-Lo in an English Garden. It was Disney's attempt to reach the Latino market with their early films. Dumbo was

was originally entitled "Dumb." But based one latino-marketing info from Desi Arnez Disney added the "O" to pick up the audience. But now Disney's Latino move was about to

get destroyed, and Bob really didn't want that to happen so he ran into the arms of a dragon and

Which are even friendlier. Too friendly. In fact Creepers make a Stage 10 Clinger look like a Stage 2 Introvert. This Creeper returned my hug with a pre-notarized contract for

m, for what reason, I have no idea, even to this day. But I took the form to mollify the Creeper, hoping he'd go away. The Creeper just stood there and smiled at me then, until I

at last relented. "Form of a rabid pangolin!" I shouted, & Zan seconded mine with one of his own: "Shape of an ice octopus!". Oh the things we'd do to get Gleek his daily banana!