Engaging with people in the window, a solo

Engaging with people in the window, a solo Castrati rings out a sinful bleat,

The eunuch quit his job 2 years too late. But he found a new calling at Club Lush singing backup for DJ Guetta, his high, gonadless voice soaring like Jonathan Seagull. Or Icarus.

His succulent castrata tones would fill the amusement hall. The eunuch became more famous, singing with Tiesto and Deadmau5. He was the envy of every

stoned partygoer who could remember him five minutes later. The eunuchs, however, had a more long-lasting career, wearing berets and calling themselves "The Euniks". They sang for

Bee Gees fans & enlisted for Iraq where they served as air raid sirens. Once the fighting abated, they got jobs in Saudi Arabia as harem guards, ending up as an NBA team- the NY Eu

-knicks. It was rather strange. The original Knicks weren't sure how to feel about it at first, but as soon as they saw the team mascot, they went absolutely nuts.

"Knickie the Nix," was their water sprite mascot. The blue foam rubber costume took a half-hour to put on and smelled of brine and axe body spray. Resigned, Eric put it on.

Everyone loved the water sprite costume that ten thousand were made to fit

inside. But my favorite art spectacle was even more interactive - the infinite foot massage train. The train never ended and you could come and go as you pleased. The most people w