Once the green light flashes you jump into

Once the green light flashes you jump into you head, knocking over a cup of something off of your Medulla oblongata . It looked like soup. Was it soup? Didya check the hippocampus?

Thankfully the soup had narrowly missed your hippocampus, although it did make a small stain on your amygdala. You wiped it off and took a look around. Inside your head sure was

And revise heavily into both the short and long term effects of human cranium horticulture. In ways, a man with a green brain didnt differ much. Needed lots of water, sun, old ones

needed even more water, but overall, the brains can be kept in any glass jar or vial big enough to contain. Thats the human anatomy part-- The alien life one is

we need to check before starting the incision. It is not easy to determine if the alien is alive as their vital signs are different to ours and what we would consider is extinct is

…" Prof. Slash's voice droned on as the extra-terrestrial on the table kept squawking in an effort to draw attention. Alas, the revered surgeon was deaf and certain his subject was

dead. A nearby student thought "this can't be right" but didn't say anything because she didn't want to jeopardize her extra credit. Prof Slash viviscected the screaming alien with

a pair of baby blue plastic kindergarten scissors, which were horrendously inefficient. With every cut, the alien squinched until at last it lay silent. "Professor Slash?" asked a

12-year-old fan. "Can I have you autograph & get a selfie?" The photo went viral: The kid & Professor Slash grinning, holding the dead alien & dripping lil' scissors.