Noone would have thought that anything special

Noone would have thought that anything special would happen on that particular Tuesday, let alone Boris. He caught the bus for work as usual, little realising that he would never

go through this routine again. It started when he found a strange little lady with sunglasses sitting in his seat. He sat across from her.Did she wink? Hard to tell. She pointed at

the sky & rasped:"Die if you fly!" Sam wasn't superstitious, but he HAD scheduled a flight for tonite,& the little lady was soo creepy... he cancelled.Next day Sam scanned the news

headlines for possible clues. "Heavy Rain and Hail Tonight, Meteor Showers Tomorrow. Man Eats Left Foot, Claims It Was Right." Sam sighed. Maybe it was good idea to cancel the trip

&simply embrace veganism once & for all. Sam knew it would be best. Sighing,he wrapped his steak knives in linen napkins & put them away for good. He eyed his salad with suspicion.

He stuck a vegan finger into the vegan salad, swirling it around with gusto. "Aha!" Sam exclaimed, holding up a sizable portion of chicken. Those dirty carnivores were sabotaging

the pristine temple that was his body. Or trying to. Unfortunately for them he had been a vegan for 20 years giving him ample time to cultivate his superiority. He flicked the chic

More than a veggie burger. Mickey D serenaded Olivia with a Big Mac and she succumbed the way he presented a case for being non-vegetarian in the Tofu Era. Sinking her teeth

Into the very non vegan dish and she loved it. Munching the delectable lettuce, beef, cheese, sizzled and caramelized onion doused in special secret sauce.. it was a settled match.