"Come with me," he said, staring into my

"Come with me," he said, staring into my eyes as he offered his hand through the open door, "Please... I'm begging you to come with me." I wanted to come with, I really did but

I remembered that time that I decided to draw a comic about a time travelling mercenary robot from the past/future named General George Armstrong Custer fighting Martians in Hawaii

The Swimsuit Edition. There was Geneal Custer poolside with Lindy Larue. He was wearing his uniform but we now know it is a weapon all on it's own. Lindy was bearing wearing the

remnants of the meat dress that Lady Gaga once wore, only now it was putrid and covered with maggots. General Custer didn't seem to mind, as luscious Lindy Larue spoiled in the sun

. In fact General Custer thought this was a perfect way to grow food for carnivorous plants. So he planted several at the base of Lindy Larue's Lady Gaga maggot infested meat dress

Lindy Larue's bush grew until it carried sausagefruit, the hearty kielbasa goard, the lanky Andouille & bunches of bockworst hung from its branches. General Custer hadn't seen meat

this cheap since the refrigerators broke down at the Food Lion. Drool poured down his carefully combed blonde goatee and Custer realized that he was out of control. Summoning all

availa le resources, Food Lion roared loudly and woke the whole hamlet up. Hamlet himself sprang out of bed, saying, "To eat or not to eat, that is the question." Food Lion stared

The screen went blank, the tape in the reel began flapping against the stand. "Someone get the lights please" said Mr. McGawry. " Now that! was educational!"