Once upon a time there was a lion

Once upon a time there was a lion

who was cowardly. He just wanted to be petted & scratched behind his ears. The Lion sat in a field & sniffed the daisies. Meanwhile a circus trainer was searching for a ferocious

man-eating bad boy, that could intimidate Vinnie the Maimer who the circus was into for big bucks. The trainer mistook Dandy for such a lion, & eagerly captured him. "Saved!" he t

hroatily replied. The lion yawned at him and lay back against the wall for a long nap. Dandy the lion more interested in eating packaged meals that Benny the circus cook prepared.

Instead Dandy the lion waited for Benny the circus cook to open the cage. Then he grabbed him by the head and dragged him out into the town streets. "No more boxed meals!"

yelled Dandy Lion as he boxed Benny the cook's ears. "I am a lion, and I want FRESH MEAT, not some frozen Walmart garbage!" Dandy roared again. Benny swore he would do better, and

the lion took offense. "This is a family event. If you can't follow the script then we're gonna find someone else to play your role." Benny the cook, left without the will to live,

Met Jack Benny and did a skit with him. Rochester drove the Maxwell and stayed silent. Kimba and Jack Benny ate at Cafe Bohemia, where the menu featured roast lion. Kimba chose the

more diplomatic choice and ordered the Vietnamese Long Pork Sushi and Dick Cheese Casserole. Jack Benny deadpanned into the camera and said his signature, "Well I never".