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The Queen of England put the coined quid

  • The Queen of England put the coined quid in a tube sock, swung it in large loops behind Prince Charles's head and the door opened and in walked Sir Elton John.

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  • "What have we here" cried the first openly gay knight the world had ever the chance to behold. "Is this how you con the masses of Jolly England and play on the tax money that

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  • Queen, er, King Arthur collects from the peasants?" The Cook of the Roundtable looked sheepishly down at the large platter of peanut butter sandwiches. The gay knight, Sir Joust,

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  • gave no answer.He stripped himself of his armour and laid on the Roundtable as the cook took the peanut butter.Sir Joust's firm body was then covered and the cook craved for jelly

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  • fish from the orient. Sir Joust was unable to supply such a delicacy. Cook tied him to the round table with only peanut butter to provide modesty. Cook then left Sir Joust searchin

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  • ' for the India, which was said to be where Yuke's spice rack is. Sir Joust thought this was some form of fancy piece of kitchen jargon, but went off anyway presumptuous.

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  • The spice rack included turmeric, cardamom, paprika, chili powder, aesfoetida, tea masala and many more. Yuke had everything labelled with great care. His spidery writing was so

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  • surprising to others, when they first saw it. He certainly didn't force himself to adhere to rules of- what did they call it?- neatness? Yuke worked for none but himself.

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  • His pieces were shown at the Metropolitan Museum of Art in a show called "Disarray: A Yuke Retrospective". Visitors to the exhibit were encouraged to throw things on the floor

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  • & shatter them and tear apart Barbie & Ken dolls. People used it to vent anger at who ever they were frustrated with. People still lineup around the block for it. Very therapeutic.

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4 Comments

  1. Woab Jan 06 2017 @ 16:18

    Wee worth the price of admission.

  2. Woab Jan 06 2017 @ 16:19

    I meant "Well", not "Wee". Is it Friday yet?

  3. Woab Jan 06 2017 @ 16:20

    Maybe the stress of the week has made me phonetically French. As in, "Oui, worth the price of admission"!

  4. Rebbie Jan 06 2017 @ 17:04

    Well, oui, it is Friday!

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