So it seems that SmartCars ARE good for something,

So it seems that SmartCars ARE good for something, mainly bringing into the house and decorating it for Christmas. Dad was going to love it, or wait a sec, he could hate it. Damn,

what was I thinking...hmm, I could shift into a fly and sit in on the meeting. Or is that a violation of his privacy. i think not as shifters we just have those rights, right?

Well if I have the ability to shift into a fly, then I'd be a fool not to use it despite how creeper like it is. While I'm a fly what else or who else should I spy on next? Voyeur

is my middle name.That is, if flies had middle names.I flew into Ahmadinejad's study then to see what plans he had next to annihilate America. And you would never guess who was in

on the plot. Yes, that's right Big Bird. Just then Ahmadinejad started coming toward his study. Armed with a water pistol, I fired off a warning shot.

It went unnoticed. Secret Agent Grover retreated into Ahmadinejad's Iranian porcelain collection. Big Bird put his head under a Persian rug. Mahmud called "Jigar Ali, is it you?"

They say the best hiding place is in plain sight. Snufflelufagus was in the middle of the room. Ahmadinejad did not notice him. Agent Grover and Big Bird radioed

for air support. This was a completely different Vietnam than John McCain remembered. "We should have pulled funding for PBS entirely!" he shouted before storming out of his

McCain should have stopped there,but no. He just HAD to sing "Hunka Hunka Burnin' Love" at the convention. Big mistake. He was laughed off the stage, dragging his blue suede shoes.