In one fluid motion I pushed myself onto

In one fluid motion I pushed myself onto my feet, spun back around and continued my run into my house, up the stairs and into my room. Without turning on the light, I grabbed the

authentic replica Hermione wand from its simulated wood grain decorative holder and began to wave it to and fro.

Within seconds her hair became wild and her personality tediously earnest. What had become of her sense of humour? Why did she only seem to be able to feel fear or frustration?

She turned to the open skies and gazed meaningfully up, hoping she looked profoundly philosophical and at the same time achingly beautiful. The carefully crafted scene, however

"Let's see if the device I smuggled on does the trick" She clapped, the UFO's lights went dark, and it flopped on the ground beside her. "The Clapper has so many uses" She smiled

and then brought her ultimate weapon the "Shake Weight." She started shake-weighting every alien in the head, but the aliens had learned some tricks, and they brought a Snuggie

made out of wookie hair that instantly caused her to break out in an uncontrollable sneezing attack. While she was incapacitated, the aliens

oozed more slime on her with their tentacles. pink blisters formed on her exposed skin and filled with a pussy viscous substance. She forgot about sneezing and tried

to carefully scoop out the puss, remembering to save it in neatly stacked Tupperware containers. She'd late gift them to her neighbors as her highly popular dessert topping.