My DVDs are being packed up and put into

My DVDs are being packed up and put into storage as

as Blu Ray is ushered in and starts making his appointees to the cabinet. My regular old DVD's will be dust coasters in a storage unit

and pictures of them wearing powdered wigs will be put in history books. But Blu Ray was a brash president with little appreciation for OptiLand's founding fathers, like DVD, VHS &

TIVO. He decided to adopt a policy of isolation; not even peaceful co-existence, total isolation. The Founding Fathers didn't take this well. They decided to make an appeal with th

But nobody listened. Instead a special commission was set up to resurrect tired sitcoms of the 1980's with a view to remaking them with current C-List celebs. It was a victory

for Charles in Charge, Punky Brewster, Cheers, Family Ties, Valerie, ALF and Who's The Boss? The commission struggled to make decisions and sat in meetings for hours

and hours and hours and hours and then it became days, then weeks, then years, then decades. Now it was 2033 and the commission was still sitting there, but they'd forgotten why.

Someone suggested they break for lunch. Little did they know that that lunch would last a thousand millennia. Several commission seats were empty, their occupants having evolved

into perfect metabolic machines, negating the necessity for nutrition. They laughed, then departed, and played.