Make a hot dish, fold up sharply, and milk.

  • Make a hot dish, fold up sharply, and milk. Let this serve as an example of why you should never allow pigeons to walk on

  • Bubblewrap. TucanSam was ready to go to the potluck. With spinach dip in wing, he sauntered to the block party. Once he scanned the situation, he gasped and dropped the dip. Wtf?

  • When Toucan Sam was told to bring a dish to pass, he didn't realize it was for the other cereal mascots to throw their keys into. Tony was there, & Trix brought his Nequik cousin.

  • To make things worse cereal mascots are predominantly male. As Toucan Sam tossed his keys in the dish, the Quaker Oats guy winked at him. This was going to be a long night.

  • The bowl was filled with lumpy oatmeal. He was a practical joker, that Quaker Oats guy. After the last trick of the evening, Cap'n Crunch sent his stable of manwhores home.

  • Only to have Toucan Sam knock on the front door, drunk as always. He begged the Cap'n to allow him to come in and just sit on his shoulder for old time's sake. The Cap' waved

  • him off and continued "servicing" the Leprechaun, whose Lucky Charms had hypnotized him into a dull state of compliance. The Keebler Elves looked upon this scene with horror, and

  • fudged an exit from the Elf Party. Tinker bell was in the bathroom with some fairies getting "dusted."

  • Puck was playing tricks on Tinkerbell and making faces at her, as she was flying high as a kite in the powder room. "What the--? Puck! Knock it off!" yelled Tink.

  • I slowly came to... Wow. That was some strange trip. The lingering memories of my experience evaporated when I was jolted back to reality by my mom calling me. Time to get up...



  1. CrazyBananas Aug 28 2013 @ 09:34

    I guess that's what happens in "consumer package mascot land" when no one is looking...

  2. Zetawilk Aug 28 2013 @ 11:35

    I thought they were gonna swap houses.

  3. KieferSkunk Aug 28 2013 @ 15:36

    PurpleProf's ending really sums this one up nicely. :)

  4. PurpleProf Aug 28 2013 @ 15:40

    Why thank you, KieferSkunk! :)

  5. MangoMania Aug 29 2013 @ 09:39

    I'm hungry for some cereal.

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