I was was in a Freetown exchange. It had

I was was in a Freetown exchange. It had been infiltrated by the Facebook Related Aviv Religion. It's value had plummeted in the Sell Church since then, but I was here to fix

the underlying principles so the problems would fix themselves. "Watch the pennies and the dollars will take care of themselves" is the advice my Granny always gave me when I

cal considering she had a drawer full of bits of used string. But Granny said that during the war "we had to make do and mend" as she saved her yoghurt lid for a rainy day. Pennywi

ckle would never guess her yoghurt lid would be used by the Ghurtvins to begin their invasion of Earth. She'd licked the lid and traces of Pennywinckle's DNA were used by vangard

s on the Ghurtvins' spaceship, or scientists. They transformed Pennywinckle's DNA into a monster which craved human flesh. As a child, it felt attatched to the Scientists. But as

it grew older, the monster no longer seemed to have a bond with the scientist. The man who raised it was placed in ICU after it tried to eat him. The desire for flesh was stronger

now. All it could "think" was "meat... meat... blood... MEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAATTTTTT..." The monster expressed his moans for sustenance, by crying out every few seconds, and

, truth be told, it was kind of embarrassing. Right there in the middle of the grocery store! "If I told you once, I told you a thousand times..." The monster cried louder. I had

calm him down. But then one of the stupid kids threw an egg at him and he really went berserk. The monster gave a deep roar. I ran outside before he could destroy the store.