My god, I didn't think it was real!

My god, I didn't think it was real!

Sweet Georgia gravy! It was as real as the stupidity of my in-laws. It was just standing there, slack-jawed, motionless. It tried to mutter something, but I couldn't discern any

logical response...and neither did I want to. I just stood there, chewing my dubble bubble, minding my own beeswax. I am an active passivist. I like keeping my opinions to myself.

I formed my own protest movement of passive-aggressives. We would form flash mobs in front of Fat Cat corporate offices and just stand there and scowl.

Never underestimate the power of a good scowl. If the weather is right and you focus your disapproving eyes and lips at someone, you can almost hear the crushing of their

Omaha, Nebraska. That is the only clinic in the country that will do that procedure. Even then this far along I doubt even they would do it.

The robo - lobotomists supposedly know what they are doing, but are they to be trusted? Can they also perform electroshock therapy on the most severe schizophrenics? We'll find out

. Hehehe.." Always the doomsayer that voice. Then the other one trying to cheer me up said ."I'm sure it'll be fine. Robolobotomy has come along way since the accident."

Dr. Wikid's voice interrupted: "Look, this is happening, so make your peace with it!" I sighed resignedly & eyed the catalogue of robot brains. Bender, C-3PO, Rosie. Yeah, I'm doom