RUN! The secretaries looked puzzled. I SAID

RUN! The secretaries looked puzzled. I SAID RUN! The man burst through the door and headed straight for the window. The secretaries saw what was behind him and

an alein with a zapper ray. he only had seconds to react as the alein started firing. he ducted the first few times, but then the man was evaporated. he rose up as a puff of smoke

He should've known to duck instead of going for the ducts. They were a labyrinth constructed by hvac engineers to triple ongoing maintenance costs in "unforeseen" ways. The aliens

were not fooled. Complicated ducts were nothing new to them. They aready knew the ducks where the ones to follow. The unforseen ways of HVAC enginerers

today... OY VAY! There are so many different types of duct product in today's marketplace, you need a degree in it to walk down that aisle. I closed my eyes and pointed.

I was doing an interpretive dance. I was a compass who's magnetic North had fallen in love with the Tropic of Cancer and now I was lost. That's when the Coach caught me. He said

Enough is enough! We have a game to play and I expect my players to think of nothing else. I am sorry coach, I said. I was just

seeing how long I could go with this baseball bat down my pants without someone noticing. He immediately

Noticed Darious. You too? He asked? Darious replied "I don't play baseball, if you know what I mean, Sucka"