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"Don't leave me in Hell without you," whispered

  • "Don't leave me in Hell without you," whispered Hades to Persephone. "I want to see the sun," she said. The torches of blue gentians flared blue in the darkness.

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  • Hades opened his hand. A red flash dropped from the black ceiling landing on his palm. When the halo disappeared, a pomegranate sat in his hand. Persephone

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  • , because she had eaten 6 pomegranate seeds, was required to live with Hades 6 months of every calendar year. And now here Persephone was, willing but unhappy about it. Hades

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  • really liked to watch Honey Boo Boo. It makes sense though, for the denizens it was pure torture but Hades himself really really like it. He even wore his Honey Boo Boo tshirt to

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  • The Church of Holy Crap every Sunday, where the minister pretended not to notice, lest his eyes melt. Hades was proud of his atrocious wardrobe and flaunted it at every opportunity

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  • Hades hopped up to the podium. "Sermon's over folks, you're talking about paradise but how about my pair of dice?" He brought out the Holy Craps.

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  • He had two pair. But The man in the first pew rolled snake eyes. "You soul is mine!" laughed Hades. The man crumpled to the floor his soul was sucked down through the floor boards.

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  • Hades and Kronos were conjunct at 54LE04 for the next 5 days which gave Father Christmas migraines. He was out of Damnitol and sent his soul mate to the nearest Walmart. Blimey!

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  • Father Christmas' personal shopper also had a migraine with aura during the shopping excursion, and got an extra bottle for the road. The reindeer carried the groceries and

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  • feigned headaches on Christmas Eve, as had become their custom ever since Amazon had taken over Santa's duties. Reindeer always were such divas!

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1 Comments

  1. lucielucie Mar 26 2017 @ 05:25

    I must have been reading Bavarian Gentians by DH Lawrence when i wrote that fold.

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