This is a really boring fold. It's the most

This is a really boring fold. It's the most boring starting fold for a story on the foldingstory website. This boring fold is destined to lead the queue of oldest folds. B

ertie the Beetle looked out the window one fine summer evening. He had been feeling upset and melodramatic but a lovely cool breeze made him appreciate folding stories

, especially as he sat there naked on this porch, his laptop resting on his...lap, the cool breeze having caused some shrinkage. Bertie's penchance for melodrama was problematic.

Bertie dressed owlishly which only made his melodramatic ways worse. But not in the way you think. It was disgusting really. Like vomit on used toilet paper heated in a kettle.

Grandma was always saying things like to him. "I calls em likes I sees em" she'd say to PePaw. And he'd usually just grunt and spit black saliva into his Big Gulp cup

before turning on the TV watch a game he'd seen too many times earlier. They liked routine, nothing much changed in their town either way. If it did, they hated it with everything

Done in reverse. The last quarter came first, the third followed. Teams ran backwards. The score was also computed sideways. It was all in the name of political correctness

"Boo!" they shouted as the operators, wild-eyed, straddled their stools before the phone banks in the arena, yanking and jamming the lines so frantically their hands were a blur.

dem blurry hands