Plum thought she could become a more famous

Plum thought she could become a more famous chef by creating a sauce in her name. Sure, she was drunk on tequila, but Plum had some good ideas while drinking, like mixing

donuts and coleslaw. So Plum made a sauce and called it "Plum Sauce." However, the next day there was knock on the door. A lawyer from Kikoman Soy sauce handed her some papers

informing her that she was to be beheaded in Tienanmen square at noon tomorrow for sauce infringement and named flavor reproduction. Plum had to flee Beijing or die. Or perhaps

via secret codes embedded in lengthy emails. The Anti-Corruption Commission became suspicious of her activities when they came across a spam email containing

pictures of dismembered bats. How could she get away with this? The bats wings contained the code "^AE)0". This was an insult as he knew what the meaning was right off the "Bat"

so I didn't have to wing it. Bat-battery was not something I took lightly. The offender would never touch my pet fruit bats, I thought, as I hand-fed them fresh grapes.

Mr. Bat and family loved all fresh grapes, seedless or not. My landlord did not see them and this was because they had supernatural powers and disguised themselves as humans.

But once the moon was visible in the night's sky, they dropped their human form and roamed over the estate, especially around the vineyards. Their wings

bursting into flames. Bummer. They forgot it was Tuesday and that's when Rokolf the Dragon roams the sky too, bellowing great bursts of dragonfire.