Day 2,346,439 since the destruction of the

Day 2,346,439 since the destruction of the colonies. From the personal log of Swill Adamant, 5-Star Rear Double Admiral of the Colonial Fleet and the Cattle Car Impractical:

Things to do today: !. Create a beach head to repel the Insectotrons in the air ducts. 2. Begin a spinning class. 3. Start my novel. 4. Request back-up on Parallel Dimesion X.

5. Call extra dimensional plumber to clear backed up Parallel Dimension X aneurism. 6. Cash in on Madam Wong's Samurai Surgury coupon to have Wart removed. 7. Draw up battle plans

to conquer creeping eczema rash. 8. Purchase quantum soup and ingest at exactly 9 am. 9. Wait 10 seconds, then complete step #10. 10. Go back in time, and write down steps 1 to 4,

and purge the memory of steps 1-4 from your mind using a mind probe before re-enacting them according to the instructions you wrote down. 11. Travel back to the present day and

rewrite your folds so they make total sense. 12. Disassemble. 13. Reassemble. 14. Have a beer. 15. Reinsert mind probe, place helmet on head. 16. Get in. 17. Push red START button.

The singularity that was the internet begins to erupt from your monitor, and flows over your hands. The collective thoughts of FoldingSTORY has become a new living organism,

As yet unnamed. It has fur and a tail, and four legs. There are mice made especially for folding stories, to fit their paws. It was a direct tr Result of the merge between world

But there's no denying they played a decisive part in human history.