Train on the water, boat on the track. Train

Train on the water, boat on the track. Train on the water, boat on the track. My lady took the train across the Atlantic. I hope it don't sink like the Titanic.

I read my fortune cookie again and asked the waiter about it, "My lady took the train across the Atlantic, I hope it don't sink..." He dropped to his knees in horror and backed int

"swu swu swu sweet bun please.." he whimpered. Mme Wong, adjusted her round spectacles & replied, "How bou hot pork, ge extra hunny rerish no extra charge?" She enjoined tormenting

and enjoyed it as well. She made a few calls, and soon the room was filled with salivating tormentors. "Rikey Spanish Inquisition?" Mme Wong cackled. The bound man sobbed, unable

To comment on how he felt about distractive walking. He was guilty of it himself, whilst playing Pokemon Go. He in fact was lucky to have not fallen off a cliff yesterday at noon.

(Insert Cliff Robertson joke here.) His distractive walking distracted many drivers and pedestrians alike and caused dreadful accidents. The police asked him not to walk like that,

Not like ACADEMY AWARD WINNER Clift Robertson. He was the first KENNEDY & UNCLE BEN. Martin Sheen was the second. Cliff Robertson is no Eric Samosa. Eric Samosa is a joke.

For the politically correct, Idris Elba will portray KENNEDY, the love child & UNCLE BEN, the rice king. Yet, Idris Elba, like Cliff Robertson and Martin Sheen, is no Eric Samosa.

The investors shrieked with delight. The lawyers went into another room to finalise the paperwork, while I poured myself a shot, and made a toast. "Long Live the Rice King!"