Body snatchers rarely take vacations, since

Body snatchers rarely take vacations, since they have precious little time to spread their seed. But Clarence was tired and needed to think. Perhaps just a few days in

Barbados would do her some good. So Clarence went home and bought a plane ticket and a hotel room. Little did she know, but her plans would soon be cut short.

Because after thousands of years of planning, Barbados came under attack by Atlantis. She and Clarence had just been looking for a little getaway and now

they would need to find a new travel agent. With so many online options, replacing the personal service offered to their family for generations made Clarence feel like he might

completely lose his shit. He decided to get the most out of his travel agent by threatening him. He drove around to his agency and hung the agent up by his thumbs while threatening

to threaten him even further: by threatening HER. He wanted to italicize the pronoun, but feared that markup might reduce the "semantic potential". There were women in his past

who he had italicised until the night was punctuated with marks of exclamation. But that period came to a full stop when he experienced problems with his colon. After the operation

only half remained...a semi-colon, causing him to have to dash to the bathroom each time he felt the urge. The poor man questioned his doctors about it & then sued . Sentencing was

fragmented, at best, but it was tried again periodically. The man's hand shot up. "Question, Mark?" "I need to make another dash," he exclaimed. "Point taken. Run-on