So the disco ball was moved to another desk,

So the disco ball was moved to another desk, & the rubberducks were hidden.The last thing the OfficeUnicorn had to do is plant one more boobytrap for her coworkers. Heehee, booby.

The Office Unicorn still had a company credit card, so she ordered gifts for all her excoworkers. A first aid kit for the attorney, a light saber for IT, noise canceling headphones

for the boss' wife, a calculator for the statistics ninja, and a hamburger for the IT assistant. Yes, the Office Unicorn was definitely going to be missed but the office knew that

her diet of high-end toner was cut from the budget. The (fired) Office Unicorn got herself plenty of toner with moochtastic food stamps. Sales Rep Geisha took on Unicorn's workload

and discovered an interesting series of vague business transactions with a narwhal off the coast of Norway. Geisha got permission from her Sales Manager to try to expand their

sphere of influence to a strategically located iceberg. Geisha opened The North Star Sushi Icebar and soon all three penguin residents where regular customers. Word got around that

words get around. Geisha had heard that before. Her place had a reputation for attracting unsavory penguins. They were terrible tippers and crowded around the exits. She had to

organise a petition 'Moms Against Penguins' to get them banned from ALL nightclubs & save her bacon. Geisha logged onto Petitions R Us. PLEASE VERIFY YOUR STATUS AS A MOM flashed

across the screen. Enter your child's birthday, name, SSN, your maiden name, your mother's maiden name, your doctor's name and his DOB. Geisha angrily looked at the hated penguin