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the rainbow. If you wish upon a star, you may be surprised at who you are. So, I began my story by looking at life around me. I found a book to use as my guide. Its name was

"The Wishing Tome". I cracked it open & read "Star light, Star Bright, first Star you see tonight, wish yourself upon that Star, see then how you far." Looking up I saw a winking

star, made a wish, and suddenly found myself on a planet at coordinates -5.621, -6.704 -1.320 where aliens were harvesting and recycling cell phones to save the galaxy.

I quickly dug out my smartphone to begin recording, but the aliens snatched it from my hands, chattering excitedly. "Samsung! SAMSUNG! The lost relic is found! We're all saved!"

"Wha..hey that's my phone!" I tried to snatch it back but the aliens hissed at me. "You are not to touch the sacred Samsung! It is ours now!"

took a selfie, setting off the flash. Their eyes, incredibly sensitive to the light, exploded into drops of purple goop and they threw themselves wailing out of the airlock.

The Martians at Hawks Point were watching and filming everything. A nude with a violin posed for Picasso, determined to start a new avant garde movement. She performed a minuet

, which was very difficult to paint, as she kept moving as she played, and it is very hard to paint when your subject keeps moving. Picasso eventually gave up on the painting.