"2 African cane rats, 2 kg bush meat, a pig

"2 African cane rats, 2 kg bush meat, a pig snout, a giant African snail, an impala skull cap, a tiger penis, & a Black Mamba. Do you have any other wares to declare Mr. Magagula?"

"Yeshhh",Mr.Magagula said."I has shrunk head in trunk I need for complete the curse I put on you for arresting me,idiot!I did not

mean that. No shrunken head in trunk. Just tire-iron." The cop looked suspiciously at the chicken claw dangling from the rearview mirror. "Pop, the trunk please."

Popped the trunk as the cop walked back to inspect it. Once he sees whats inside, I'm a dead man. Untying the chicken claw from the mirror, I looked for an escape. To my right, I

saw a donkey, hanging out on the side of the road, chewing on some hay. Usless. What good could a donkey serve me in a time like this? Unless this donkey

had wings. If the donkey had wings I could use it to get the pregnant girl by the side of the road to the hospital before she gave birth in the street. She didn't have much time

share interest because she had like zero funds. She was broke, so I did the next best thing, I took her to an old manger. She was about to pop. I spread her legs to see if I

was about to lose my lunch. Sure enough, I was, and suddenly the manger was not such a good place to keep him after all. "It'll have to do," The First King said, sighing and

the hypothesis was logical. So once we get some grant money, we'll actually be able to determine the meaning of life. You see?