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The girls spoke utter nonsense and ran back

  • The girls spoke utter nonsense and ran back and forth around the house while I tried to write couldn´t they see I was writing a very important letter to my associates inside the

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  • the huge executive building where they basically lived at. Taking time off work was a bad idea when I was in the same room as these insane girls. Having daughters meant that you we

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  • nt to the supermarket every so often, to buy Barbie dolls for a little bit of peace and quiet. But little did I know, that my daughters were sacrificing the dolls in a barbaric

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  • Barbie abattoir. Barbies would barrel barbarically about the abattoir, basking in beastial bombast. Beach Barbie battled booze, Ken baiting the booty call.

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  • He-Man looked down at Barbie Bacchanalia from his mint-conditioned box. Why was he left on the shelf? Sure, he was worth $93.00 on eBay, but he had a lust for life. "By the Power

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  • of Mattel! I have the power!" He-Man roared as he burst from his mint-condition cardboard box and dove down upon the Barbies on his mighty (but plastic) battle cat Cringer.

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  • The Barbies screeched and scattered away from He-Man's mighty battle prowess. All but one. Veteran Soldier Barbie tightened the laces of her combat boots and lifted her gun to her

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  • shoulder, racking She-Ra's sword into the chamber. It was forged of the same metal as his sword: the only thing that could stop him. The only thing that could kill the Champion.

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  • Unfortunately, even the holiest of swords is only as good as the hand of the wielder. She-Ra's sword was being wielded by a mid level diplomat on vacation. The Champion laughed der

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  • pishly as he assumed his victory was assured. But the midlevel diplomat was also a scion of Amber, and so She-Ra's sword came forth from the clouds, at which The Champion conceded.

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1 Comments

  1. Woab Apr 30 2018 @ 14:21

    Derpishly....! Would that be in the manner of a Whirling Derpish?

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