The girls spoke utter nonsense and ran back

The girls spoke utter nonsense and ran back and forth around the house while I tried to write couldn´t they see I was writing a very important letter to my associates inside the

the huge executive building where they basically lived at. Taking time off work was a bad idea when I was in the same room as these insane girls. Having daughters meant that you we

nt to the supermarket every so often, to buy Barbie dolls for a little bit of peace and quiet. But little did I know, that my daughters were sacrificing the dolls in a barbaric

Barbie abattoir. Barbies would barrel barbarically about the abattoir, basking in beastial bombast. Beach Barbie battled booze, Ken baiting the booty call.

He-Man looked down at Barbie Bacchanalia from his mint-conditioned box. Why was he left on the shelf? Sure, he was worth $93.00 on eBay, but he had a lust for life. "By the Power

The Barbies screeched and scattered away from He-Man's mighty battle prowess. All but one. Veteran Soldier Barbie tightened the laces of her combat boots and lifted her gun to her

shoulder, racking She-Ra's sword into the chamber. It was forged of the same metal as his sword: the only thing that could stop him. The only thing that could kill the Champion.

Unfortunately, even the holiest of swords is only as good as the hand of the wielder. She-Ra's sword was being wielded by a mid level diplomat on vacation. The Champion laughed der

pishly as he assumed his victory was assured. But the midlevel diplomat was also a scion of Amber, and so She-Ra's sword came forth from the clouds, at which The Champion conceded.