Last he heard, she had become addicted to

Last he heard, she had become addicted to hand sanitizer and had had to be heavily sedated every time she heard "Rockin' Robin" come over the speakers on the elevator. It wasn't

his fault really. He was, after all, mysophobic and was up from about that from the start on his eHarmony profile. He was also honest about his penchance of 50's music. Good

Golly Miss Molly was the song he'd sing while he swept the floor 12 times a day. Then he'd dress as Little Richard while he looked for eharmony messages. Video dating was

risky but exciting. The girls on eharmony would often send pictures of their pet pigs. This helped him to narrow down his selection of the perfect lady. As a Little Richard fan he

-'d wasted a lot of time listening to different versions of the same song, over and over again. When he met up with women on eHarmony he'd shout, "

Jolene, I'm begging of you please don't take my man," to which his eHarmony match would say, "I'm not Jolene, and I prefer straight men." He summoned Dolly Parton and Jack White to

Prerecorded and Miley Cyrus planned to do twerking. And this would be on the roof of Abbey Road Studios, designed to go viral on youtube. Imagine that, just around the 2016 Olympic

village people were searching for Billy Preston. Miley Cyrus refused to play the roof of Abbey Road Studios live on YouTube without Billy Preston. It was rumored he was hiding here

in the woods. Miley ran through the forest when she felt someone coming after her. As she turned her back toward the noise, a grayish Billy whispered: "Finally! This is so lonely."