this is a typical story of boy meets girl,

this is a typical story of boy meets girl, but this boy is also a girl and this girl is also a boy

and let's not even start talking about whether or not they are human, because then the story might get really convoluted. Suffice it to say that

there has never been a magician so great as the man I saw that day on the subway platform. His hand were nimble and mustache majestic. I'll never forget the way he plucked quarters

out of those happy deaf children's ears. Of course, not all joyful moments can last forever, and soon the wizard party was ruined by a dragon! It breathed large amounts of flaming

mustard that the evil witch had made on the Crooked mountain far east. The fiery peppers that the mustard was made of gave the dragon incredible features, like

chuck norris mode, who also happens to love peppers. The existence of peppers are only for the sole purpose of the enjoyment of chuck norris. One of them even has his name in it.

It provided me with a pickled pepper gun, capable of firing a spray of exploding peppers which brought down any marauding vegetables with ease. Another good cheat mode in the game

would end the level by making salad of the whole lot. Nice cheat, but each time you used it, more salad would build up until

you are surrounded by lettuce and end up drowning in salad dressing.