Bob, a contestant on " Who wants to be a

Bob, a contestant on " Who wants to be a Millionaire", was on the last question. "What is the first letter of the alphabet?. Is it A) D , B) C, C) A or D) B." " To this Bob answer

Ushers removed the signaling devices from the spectators' mouths. Regis said, "The audience just buzzed in with d) A." Out of lifelines and stuck on the first question, I trusted

no one as my camp counselor told me that this world was a cold pit of hell which nothing escapes. That 30 years ago. Regis clammered, "Is that your final answer?"

"Yes, Regis, final answer." The spotlights swept the audience. Regis frowned. "I'm sorry the meaning of life is... right after this commercial."

The sweating contestant suffered through ads for swiffers, lipsticks, luxury cars, and a local news break. The producers approached our hapless hero with notes on

the Ural. This hapless hero travelled the Gold world and the next stop was Svalbard so the producers can make an artic boat scene. Unfortunately Svalbard has no airports, so the

Silver world beckoned him with its ferryman services. Bhalhariland was where his guru lived and so he took a ferry there. Swami Bhalhari was happy so see his student again after 50

years and it was quite the ferry tale for Swami and his shwarma-loving shih tzu. They met the former student at the gate of the ship, a line of magic dust following their footfalls

to the water's edge. Together they rode across the Styx and into the afterlife, where they opened a five star restaurant full of images of food for those who no longer ate.