One time my nephews Huey, Dewie and Louie

One time my nephews Huey, Dewie and Louie were at my place looking for some good times. They were bored until the Chip n Dales came to take all of my nuts.

With a shocking look they grabbed them & thrusted them over their shoulders. It was the most horrific thing that ever happened to me in my adult life. God help my nuts.

The nuts were then roasted on an open fire as the man had screamed in horror stabbing the Chip N' Dales with his left big toe toe-nail. Filling their mouth with toe jam.

It was their favorite kind of jam, especially given the toasty roasted flavor of his toes. They took a moment to savory the chicory and mesquite notes, then dug into his cheeks.

The Southerners enjoyed the whole pig. He remembered when Zeek deep fried an entire pig in a hot water heater full of bacon grease. Man that was a great Chanukah, but

what was better still was Aunty Maureen's anchovy tea party. Everyone came as an anchovy and we laughed till we stopped. Nobody laughs in Pigtown today though

they do sing alot. Laughter all but disappeared after Widow Black lost her beloved parrot. The town posted missing signs and asked Nancy Grace to

"Polly" struggled with her leg iron. She hated her slave name, and refused to mimic the speech of these tall, smelly creatures, or be bribed with their cuttles. Suddenly the chain

Snatched her back, scrapping her ankle. Looking back, the sight of the evil laughing master, sickened her. Now knowing she would never be free she broke.....Polly want a cracker.