Oh my goodness, Megadeth - best band ever.
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Oh my goodness, Megadeth - best band ever. They are
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actually DEVO in reverse...and that's what I do. I turn pop-culture "memes" on their head. Look out. Am I post-modern or a modern-post? I've given up on friendship because I can't
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unfriend my former friends without my enemies finding out. I butter flies on my toast & drop it to see if it falls butterflied side down. I petitioned the mint to stop making cents
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and when my sister lost her left arm I told her she'd be all right. Whenever I see a broken elevator, I tend to stair, but now I'm not so sure if I'm really indecisive as I think.
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I think all the time. One time I thought that my sister lost her arm-- oh wait, that was just before. Hang on, where am I? I realised I was hanging upside down from a cable seventy
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metres above the ground, with nothing but the cable protecting me from the concrete below. Actually, that reminded me of the time I went to the circus with my parents and my mum
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had that contretemps with the Amazing Mongolian Contortionist. Since then we've all led a quiet life. We try to keep excitement to a minimum. My mum won't talk about it except when
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the power goes out & we huddle around the wood burning stove, stirring the bouillabaisse, & taking nips of peach brandy. On those occasions, mum's tongue loosens & she'll tell of
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her life back in the old country, of someone named Boris, & of "that fateful day." Mum would akways stop then, wipe her eyes, & wander outside for a while. Years later, we found
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That Mum like the wild trees that grew deep in the woods. She always said they talked to her.
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- 2011-08-29 11:23:02
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- 2014-09-17 01:11:49
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earthquakes Sep 17 2014 @ 08:37
So lyrical!
SlimWhitman Sep 17 2014 @ 17:25
@pp akways = always akwardly ? ;-)
PurpleProf Sep 17 2014 @ 19:31
My fingers were flying too fast!
Krammy Sep 21 2014 @ 09:19
Any tips to improve? It seems that I didn't get as many points as others did...
lucielucie Sep 21 2014 @ 11:16
Hello Krammy - I think you're doing fine & should carry on as long as you're having fun. I've got no tips on how to improve as I know nothing about writing. The only thing I can offer is this story where we explored this issue: http://foldingstory.com/a7k3w/a7k3w/
SlimWhitman Sep 21 2014 @ 14:34
Letting foldingstory speak for itself, here are a few more or less on the topic: http://foldingstory.com/flhnj/ http://foldingstory.com/c1hkw/ (you were in on this and made a very fitting fold) http://foldingstory.com/f4st4/ http://foldingstory.com/onwok/onwok/ (I call this story 'On wok-a-wok') http://foldingstory.com/57syk/ http://foldingstory.com/f8fmr/ (Lincoln's advice) http://foldingstory.com/p6nve/ (Folders taste like chicken) What people like is rather subjective so don't worry if some of your folds get less likes. Basically, I think if your having fun, then you're doing it right.
Chaz Sep 23 2014 @ 08:32
Megadeth ROCKS!
earthquakes Sep 23 2014 @ 09:00
Yeah!!