One day Taylor was walking through the cold

One day Taylor was walking through the cold snow to reach his eight o'clock class, which started in five minutes. He was halfway there when the wind picked up and blew off his hat.

His hat continued to roll down the street, and suddenly, it disappeared into a small hole located in the center of the street. Taylor ran to hole and looked down into it. He saw

Pennywise the clown wearing his hat & staring up at him with blazing red eyes. Pennywise laughed uproariously, crooked his finger & rasped, "Come down & get your hat, Taylor..."

Taylor dropped his pants and proceeded to urinate down onto the clowns head. "What the hell is wrong with you!" shouted the clown. He frantically wiped it off his face. Taylor

laughed and said, "Pennywise, come out an play!" The evil clown had met his match. A spoiled upper middle class white child named Taylor. He was going through a "phase."

Penny Wise had a brother named Half-Penny. He was very frugal and refused to get a new mattress. So Penny forced him to do so, offering to pay half. He reluctantly agreed to that.

an accomplished penny whistle player from Pleasant Prairie, Wisconsin. She like perambulation, Psaltery, and polyandrous perversity perpetrated by The Choirboys of a Blind Alabama.

She was so accomplished on that pennywhistle that she was always looking for new challenges. Her latest attempt was “Flight of the Bumblebee.” Bad decision. Her fingers got all

blistered from the constant friction. She presented to the ER with the skin bubbling from her flesh, shocking the nurses. Her doctor banned her from pennywhistling ever again.