"Hey you guys, look at this bagel I toasted.

"Hey you guys, look at this bagel I toasted. See a familiar face?" "...Is that..." "Mel Gibson? You bet it is. Now, should we build a Mel Gibson Bagel Museum, or just eat it?"

Rabbi Mench stepped forward and spoke for the group "Yes! Let us build the Mel Gibson Bagel Museum". Word spread and it wasn't long until others came forward with food that looked

like Mel Gibson, or at least Danny Glover or Joe Pesci, who also starred in the Lethal Weapon series. The museum grew until it couldn't hold any more bagels, and it was decided it

to make a fountain of creamcheese. They hired an engineer from Panam, India who was a notorious drunk. He stumbled out of the cab and saw the Bagel stuffed museum and uttered

curses and prayers in his native tongue. The security guard standing beside the entrance wore a turban. He felt a surge of kinship. He walked up to the guard and said,

"My grandfather wore a turban just like yours. May I ask if your family comes from the village K___? I wonder because he also wore a cummerbund, and you do not." The security guard

softened then, recalling the good ol' days of his childhood in the village of K____ & their penchance for turbans & cummerbunds. The rest of the gang slipped past the security guar

a collection of super-intelligent mollusks. These creatures have played God countless times before, and they were willing to do this feat one last time. In one fell swoop they

raised the collective conches of their green blooded eight armed worshippers, who built up the lost city of Atlantis where lies the Temple of the Great Craken.