The baby came out of the mother covered in

The baby came out of the mother covered in goo but smoking a cohiba cigar. It looked at the shocked doctor and said, "

Yo, doc, I hacked up a lung back in the womb." The newborn was talking, wheezing, and smoking through a little hole in his neck. The birthgoo put out his cigar so he searched for

a lighter. "See!" exclaimed the doctor. "That's why women shouldn't smoke when they're pregnant. They end up with kids who smoke more cigars than Hugh Hefner." The newborn coughed

heartily, and it seemed as though a lung would come out, but a few quick pounds to the chest cleared it right up. The newborn then began speaking gibberish with a raspy smokers

if they should exorcise the youth or excercise the youth. They finally decided to put the youth on The X-Factor. "...and she'll tease you, just to please you..." with loud shrieks.

"I'm sorry, I fell asleep somewhere in there," Babbity Bumble replied. The giant honking bee had his face resting on one hand, but picked it up when he caught the delicious honey

scent slowly wafting by. The Queen bee was in no mood for jokes at all. 'You dare to sleep, you little insignificant wanker bee?' Babbity Bumble cowered, 'N-No Ma'am, n-no, I meant

that I wanted to sleep with *you*... you're so... um... sexy, with your... er... furry antennae?" he faltered. "Oh, Babbity! I've longed to hear you say such sweet words to me!"She

began to tickle his privates with them.He felt awkward recalling trysts with a Borg Queen,Wookie with pet Tribble,& a Horta & resolved to stop picking up girls at SciFi conventions