List of things to do while I am bored. 1.

List of things to do while I am bored. 1. Take out trash. 2. Go play sports. 3. Listen to some good music. 4.

4. jump on the bed 5.

eat all the pop tarts. 6. watch cartoons all morning. 7. Read Siss's diary. 8. Hey, wait a minute . Siss wrote she & Matty kissed in the closet. Eww... I thought Matty was my best

seesaw buddy (just when you think you know a guy, sheesh!). 9. Steal Siss's nail polish for revenge. 10. Tuck in Teddy at nap time. 11. Find "Crayon Sharpener" in yellow pages. 12.

the Dadaist movement caught on to me. They had deadly purple duck liquefying sandwich cannons to arm them in but one way against their enemy, art. Luckily their action was minor.

Instantaneous smashing green tongue spree batter few sunset buffalo ear range snake realizations. My girlfriend who was a "realist" sighed. Dadaist and Realist, a new sitcom

Now on Fox. SHE has a 9 to 5 job as a legal assistant for a major lawfirm. HE wears a dunce cap and eats cellophane. Hilarity ensues! This week, the nosy neighbor calls the police.

Tune in for--“ I hit the mute button. I kept the TV on 24/7. I told myself it was to train my lazy eye to focus, but if I was honest (impossible, really, since I was a pathological

politician) I would have admitted that I needed the Idiot Box as a form of constant chatter in order to drown out the moral conscious trying to surface. Thank God for cable.