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Why does my hair smell like vomit?

  • Why does my hair smell like vomit?
  • Why am I curled up around this toilet bowl?
  • "Because if I told you once, I told you a thousand times, you are NOT going to the ball! Now, get to scrubbing, Cinderella!" The Evil Stepmother stormed out. Cinderella dunked her
  • mope into the bucket, purposely sloshing some dirty water onto her Evil Stepmother's new dress. "Ugh, can't you do anything right?" she yelled at Cinderella before stalking away.
  • Although the plan seemed successful in procuring her stepmother's continued disproval, it backfired since she once again had to do more laundry. "Oh if only I could have a
  • small assistant of some sort to do it for me." Just then, there was a sound of clanging metal and electric sparks. It seemed to be coming from the closet. She gulped as she opened
  • the closet doors, the fear almost unbearable. Before she could discern what was before her, Agent Michael Scarn leaped at her, wielding a wok and SuperSaver coupons. "Freeze!"
  • Her heart skipped more than a beat and her jaw dropped as she gazed at the glorious coupons. "Agent Scarn, I can save 10's with these SuperSaver coupons!" She said in a seductively
  • seducing manner. "Ma'am," said Agent Scarn stiffly, "step away from the vouchers, they're drenched in sarin." "I can't... they're such a bargain!" She died in his arms, all purple
  • and covered in boils. It was highly contagious. Agent Scarn need not worry now for being laid off by Spy Academy and replaced with a younger, sexy, more urban Agent Tones. The end.
Started
2013-02-17 05:03:26
Finished
2013-05-01 14:24:34

3 Comments

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    inatick May 02 2013 @ 11:15

    This is second story I started to complete after 470 folds :)
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    lucielucie May 02 2013 @ 12:19

    Congratulations!
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    PurpleProf May 02 2013 @ 12:33

    Hooray for inatick!

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