The Crystelline Mind. Floating. Through solid

The Crystelline Mind. Floating. Through solid objects like a balloon in the air. Is it a dream or are the objects a dream?

“Trick question – the movement is a dream,” my sister answered. These riddles were a piece of cake for her. “Okay, Ms. Smartypants, how about this one: A wolf, a goat, and cabbage

babushka man traveled in a handbasket and asked the bartender for directions. Who stole second base?" I shot back, a petulant tone added for emphasis. My genius sister didn't

get it. The smart ones always fell down on the simplest questions! Really, "Who stole second base?". We were overheard by the guy at the next table. He walked up and said

"I did," and dropped 2nd base on the table, upsetting the candelabra. We froze. It was one of Cantonelli's boys, a big one, mean mug and something big under his overcoat. "Let this

One shatter into at least 2,692 pieces and the world will know we mean business." Then it shattered into at least 4,712 pieces, putting us into the Guinness Book of World Records!

Wow! It beat the 4375 shatters of the man who slipped on ice walking his dog & broke all the bones in his hands, arms, & face. He felt so fortunate to beat that man & enter Guiness

Impersonating Walken contests all over the world. He had gotten his start doing Brennan Impersonating Capote Impersonating Derrida. He'd won a Nobel Prize in Literature for that.

But the best prize he ever received was for his impression of Walken impersonating Chubby Checkers singing "I'm Walken, yes indeed, and I'm talkin' 'bout you and me...". The trophy