I packed my ba

I packed my ba

nanas into the creates for transport and waited for James the forklift truck driver to lift them onto the refridgerated truck. My bananas would be stored and then gased when

when I slid them deep in the box. James pretended not to notice my bananas, but I know he couldn't stop staring at them. My bananas had a deep vibrant color and were firm.

I watch you peel this? Just a little bit?" He eagerly pushed the banana toward me. "But it's not even ready yet.."

"You peel! Now!" He shook the banana in my face, growing more agitated. "Okay! Alright!" I took the fruit, still a little green, and dug my fingernail into the peel. He leaned in

Uncomfortably close to my face. After nervously peeling the banana, in a final act of self defense I shoved the peeled fruit up his right nostril. He jumped back and cried in agony

He gingerly removed the banana peel from his nose and gave me a dirty look. "that was not cool man, not cool at all." he slowly put distance between us& took out a knife. Fight me

-galomaniacs personally and you are bound to lose is my motto, so I snatched the banana peel from his face and ran, tossing it over my shoulder. I heard him curse loudly as he fell

clumsily forward, only to slip on the peel and spring back into a mad dash without missing a beat. My legs spun like cartoon pinwheels and I took off, trailing smoke from my shoes.