"Just don't make me look like such a total

"Just don't make me look like such a total idiot again George. I mean honestly, you should have seen their faces. Disgust. And rightfully so. I was a moron up there. Just glad it's

Franklin was suddenly interrupted by a giant platypus falling through the ceiling. It killed washington Instantly and franklin vowed to eradicate the creature from the planet

hollywood gift shop where the creature hid. Ben Franklin whipped out a flamethrower attached to a battle ax. "A penny saved is a penny earned!" he yelled as he shot an angry

Anti-Trump demonstrator who attempted to knife him. "You voted for Trump, didn't you?", the young protestor asked. "Nope!", Ben Franklin replied. Ben voted for John Adams!

Just then a Secret Service Response Team showed up on the scene. They saw it was Ben Franklin. They smiled & then got angry. "Go back to your era Mr. Franklin, this is your last

violation before we must take action. Franklin looked horrified, "Sir I implore you, Listen! the world will thank you for it in the future.

" But I, of course, could not have cared less. "Sorry, Frankie," I said (not sorry at all). "You see these 4 walls? They revolve around me. You unnderstand?" Franklin's face turned

into that of a Sasqwatch for one horrifying nanosecond before he continued, "I read the insincerity in your apology like it was a graphic novel," Frankie said. Annette stepped bac

k. Frank the Sasquatch reared his club, laughing as Ann fell to her knees. Either from desperation or nervous insanity, Ann yelled,” Sasquatch doesn’t exist!” ...and he disappeared