One day there was someone walking and i ran

One day there was someone walking and i ran up to him because his book bag was open so i stole the book bag and ran little did i notice there was my future.

I tripped over my future and ended up with a broken tooth and this Shark sidekick we call Weebeau but insists his name is Dingy Do.

(He is a hammerhead shark and can be very hard-headed about having us refer to him as "Dingy Do", but who wants to argue?) So Dingy Do and I went to find a dentist to fix my broken

tank judge but the dentist blew my last gasket when he laughed, “Well goddam! What are you gonna take pictures of — nekkid horses?"

I paused, camera poised over the horses who had necks. "You know what? I am, and my art is my business; be it realist or dada. Besides, you are a dentist. Exactly what qualifies

you to judge me or my artwork? Explain yourself!" I put my hands on hips to further display my dominance. The dentist simply held out his scraper and gestured toward the pony

, as if to say "Go on, little dogie, before I take the drill to you!" I didn't need a second invitation. In my best John Wayne impersonation, I swaggered over to the pony & hopped

On it so I could meet Cecil the Sealion at the Paradise Steakhouse. Cecil.told me he was writing a novella there and so he stayed at a corner table in the back with other sealion

esses. He was a sly dog, that Cecil, and his novella was just an excuse- no a bait- to lure all the sealionesses into his tank. The other sealions were jealous but could do nothing