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The ground trembled as the tree struck the

  • The ground trembled as the tree struck the leaf-mould covered ground. The tarmac beneath split exposing white tree shoots deprived of life. I lept to the floor and struggled up...

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  • A zombiefish sat in a puddle watching the tree he laughed in a dead fish like way at the tree then thought about how much he was craving a baf of cheesy chips

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  • A Zombie Phish sat in a puddle watching the tree. He laughed in a dead Phish like way at the tree then thought about how much he was craving a box of cheese nips

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  • , or rather a box of cheese nipples, but held its tongue. I mean, would this be any way for a Phish to act? Probably not, but perhaps

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  • Phish could not subsist on cheese nipples alone. Hadn't his mother once told him that? "Cheese nipples and chocolate teddy grahams doth not a phish make." It sounded familiar

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  • but so did a lot of shit these days and his recall was not what it was. Extracting and selling his memories for food seemed like a good idea at the time.

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  • It was only when he started receiving friend dried turkey sandwiches that he realised his negotiation skills were somewhat lacking. So he enrolled in a seminar at night school

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  • that taught him how to negotiate. "Screw negotiating," surprised the teacher on the very first day, "we will be doing a case study on Curse of the Royal Harem instead."

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  • "What?" the students shouted in chorus. They had been awaiting the start of this class for the entirety of their pathetic lives, and now it was going all wrong. Dissatisfied, they

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  • filed, muttering, past the dead body of Dr. Ruth, who had just moments ago announced that she would be explaining the secrets of achieving nirvana orgasms in HPR 669.

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