Anthony wondered why the nice lady at the

Anthony wondered why the nice lady at the desk had given him the directions to this room. Everyone here was giggling maniacally or staring at nothing. Sure, he did that too, but

not when there were so many other people around. And besides, he had specifically requested that unless there was absolutely no other possible outcome, he wanted to remain

celibate.But the rest of us weren't really suited as a gorilla's comcubine,so we tied him to the scaffold & hid in th bushes to watch.Harv made a hell of a ruckus & when Queen Kong

the dream tiger who jumped away crisply and landed just behind Harv. Harv climbed on the dream tiger's back and ran beneath Queen Kong's legs as she was reaching for a couple of pl

anks of constant avocados. Queen Kong ascended the Chrysler building, snatched the Chrysler off the top, and hurled it clear across state lines, claiming victory and the title of

Demolition Derby Queen. Queen Kong smiled a simian grin as her new crown was placed atop her old one. Meanwhile, the Chrysler Imperial that she had thrown, had landed in New Jersey

atop a fire hydrant. Water sprayed all over. A guy walking by saw the ruined Chrysler Imperial. “WOW, Grandpa had one of these!” Queen Kong arrived to claim the thrown car, but the

fire hydrant wouldn't let the car go. Queen Kong was beside herself in anger and neither knew how to cope. So she fell back on old habits. She'd began belting out a 1920's Broadway

hit: "Argentines without means do it. People say in Boston even beans do it. Let's do it, let's fall in love!