Dr Goodfeel Drinkingstein bobbed violently
Dr Goodfeel Drinkingstein bobbed violently on my tweed waterbed clutching his balloon of cognac. We were playing at canoeing around the bend in the Danube just north of Budapest9
But when we noticed a cameraman filming a children's show about the water cycle, Dr Goodfeel Drinkingstein and I dove into the river and were carried away by the undertow.8
Dr. Goodfeel Drinkingstein told us eating the "select" fish he caught as we swam would ramp up our omega-3. "Mercury poisoning is a myth," he said. Soon, our skin turned oddly pink9
and had the occasional wild urge to leap up a stream, but Dr. Goodfeel Drinkingstein said that would pass once out of Alaska. "But, Doctor -doctor! Can't you see I'm burning - burn8
& hop for fermented wheat?" Dr. Drinkingstein, took a rubber hammer to my drinking elbow. The reflex was still there. "I prescribe a pint of stout a day to keep that pout at bay!"8
Dr. Drinkingstein also prescribed folding stories on a Saturday and waiting on the regulars to show up Sunday. Why so few folded stories on Saturday? The doctor couldn't explain.6
And it was unfortunate, as folding stories kept plenty of alcoholics from going out on Saturday nights to imbibe. Dr. Drinkingstein begged the Foldsters, "Please! Your friends need8
stimulation and inspiration, but don't they need booze, as well?" and threw them each a bottle of Rye. "Gee thanks, Dr. Drinkingstein!" said the Foldsters, who were ready to party9
for a maximum of 4 minutes. All 180 characters attended the party, all filing in one after the other, the last few in a cloud of red, perhaps on the count of the rye.9
The Catcher got away as we all fell all over ourselves to prove what a bastardly bunch of phonies we were. We all fell silent when Portney made his complaint again & again & again.8
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LordVacuity Mar 30 2017 @ 05:49
The baseball reference was unintentional and has nothing to do with the fact that I thought RoboRoach's avatar looked to my bad sight like a baseball player because of the hat. The reason being I had already posted my fold before I saw his avatar.
IceSquad Mar 30 2017 @ 09:53
Depending on the distance between you & the screen, RoboRoach's avatar appears either like a baseball player, Sherlock Holmes, or Ryan Moore. Don't be fooled, however- he has one of the highest averages on the site.
Woab Mar 30 2017 @ 15:44
RoboRoach's line was fab, too.
RoboRoach Mar 30 2017 @ 18:03
Haha thanks guys. I need to get across these persistent characters! Left you with a full stop there Futique so you didn't have much to work with :)
LordVacuity Mar 30 2017 @ 18:44
No, by no means RoboRoach, your fold is great. I really think my fold plays off well from yours. I played off the last word, hence an allusion to Salinger's the Cather in the Rye and then threw in Roth's Portney's Complaint.
LordVacuity Mar 30 2017 @ 18:48
I was trying to echo Caulfiield's attitude by referring to them being phonies.
Flopp Mar 31 2017 @ 17:38
Ah the tweed waterbed returns
lucielucie Mar 31 2017 @ 18:14
http://foldingstory.com/oxpm3/ Writing about Dr Feelgood Drinkingstein is like a madness with me.
lucielucie Mar 31 2017 @ 18:14
Oops--got his name wrong
RoboRoach Apr 01 2017 @ 01:30
oops so did I... even after being bailed out of the mistake in the previous fold.