If it didn’t start once we got out, it

If it didn’t start once we got out, it was just the excuse I needed to take a walk in the dark with her or to wait around for my drunk dad to show up to give me a jump. That kind

father-son relationship was something they taught here in Mobile, Alabama. Father "drinks" best, the son secretly hates, but if your car breaks down, Daddy risks a DUI to help you

get home again. Doesn't matter if you pull a D-average in school, so long as you show up on the field, all your problems will be taken care of. One time I even

had an F in a class and it didn't really matter to me but then I had to bring it back up to play. I was off the team until I brought it up. I was not a starter but I was good. I

I brought it up thinking if I could only bring it back into play I could be a starter but missed the story altogether. "Hey, I said take the Manhatten exit!" The Cabbie replied "

I threw open the door and threw myself out. I knew the Times Square area well enough for my lack of visiting, and timed my dismount onto a mattress stores' merchandise easily. I

had so much speed that I sunk into the bedbug-infested mattresses and then was catapulted back into the air. The bedbugs however, saw their opportunity to

feed and to escape almost simultaneously. So as I sunk into the mattress they all bit me and as I flew through the air they let go. As they were more aerodynamic, the flew further

they did, the flew closer they didn't! So there died, having learned through all of this the question to life, the universe and everything. If only i had known the answer...