On Valentine's Day 2013 at the Robot Restaurant

On Valentine's Day 2013 at the Robot Restaurant in Harbin, China, IBM's Watson and Cleverbot celebrated their secret anniversary. Later they wandered through the Ice Festival's

Frozen Heart Love Tunnel & chinked their noses together. It was so much fun having this secret affair! Watson & Cleverbot giggled like adolescents, never suspecting that behind the

garbage can was the ninja, who was currently intent on one mission: destroy Clever bot. Luciky for him/her, there was a Pirate ready to leap into action and save cleverbot and her

maphrodite Ted. Hermaphrodite Ted was a tertiary character, created by a writer with hot wing indigestion on a hot Tuesday afternoon. The Pirate, the Clever Bot and the Ninja were

ready to haze this C-List hasn't-been. "Hey, Hermaphrodite Ted, why don't you go fudge yourself when you're done fudging our careers?" Clever Bot gave Ted the Sharpie rape surprise

. How rude. I'll answer your question about Hermaphrodite Ted. His female genitals are in the regular place. His male genitalia are under a flap on top of his head. When he gets a

hankering for seafood, he heads for Philadelphia. Don't ask me why. The name "Ted" is the diminutive of "Tedd", which itself is the diminutive of "Teddd". That's all he/she told me

As we sat at the table at the Svea Restaurant, eating the Viking Breakfast. There was no seafood because of the Fukushima radiation, so we had meat. Ted was talking about how to

make swedish meatballs with reindeer & bramble berries and thistleroot. Sven said, "Nei, Ted, bralmbleberries is for mooseballs! Now reindeer is best with lingonberries. But Bjorn