Our true power can be revealed when you are

Our true power can be revealed when you are wearing me and I am being worn by you.

Ken screamed. "Talking clothes!" He pointed and screamed again. "C'mon Ken, join the cloth brotherhood. You know we are stronger together, so just wear us ya know?" Said the pants.

"No, pick me!Pick me!It's too hot for pants today!" cried the shorts. Ken was scared that his clothes were talking to him, but even more concerned over his dilemma:shorts vs pants

. His socks piped up, "Go for the shorts Ken! Let us be seen!" His underwear chimed in, "No! do the pants! Your bits hang out!"

Judge Ken had never seen his clothes so riled up. He appeased everyone by wearing just his boxers and socks. Leaving the rest at home, he went to preside over the Cosby hearings.

"Judge Ken!", they shrieked, "You can't decide an important court case in your underwear!" But Judge Ken didn't listen. "Call the next witness" he proclaimed, and Bill Cosby approa

ched, giggling like a demented pastor. It was strange sight: the old judge in his underwear, scrutinizing Bill Cosby for a long pause. "What can I do for you, Judge Ken?", Cosby

Maxwell's famous silver hammer came down upon his head and made sure he (Judge Ken) was dead. This happened on prime time television! Maxwell became a cat so he never was charged.

There is not much more to say about this fateful tale except this: Those of you who have cats around the house should be careful. Watch your back & keep your hammers locked up.