If one more woman claimed to have cornered

If one more woman claimed to have cornered the market in emotions then Ned was going to hug his pillow. At least men don't pretend, Ned was an empath's empath. He could sense

the emotions of others with his mind in a way no doctor had understood throughout his childhood. When he started to control people's emotions, the doctors had

no choice but to seal the boy off in a stasis chamber, so that they could study his abnormal gift in greater detail and without interference. The power to control others emotions

is insignificant compared to the power of the Force. You, of all people, should know that, Lord Vader."

Lord Palpatine pointed to the white board. "Mass times Acceleration is?? Anyone? Anyone? The FORCE that's right. Anakin please pay attention and quit floating that apple."

Star wars fan school taught the children of the most obsessed fans in the country. It didn't matter that half of the parents had called their children Luke, Anakin or Leia. Classes

were held on specially built platforms high above deep pits with spinning blades. If a child answered a question wrong 'storm-troopers' would take them out and throw them

on the treacherous platforms. A critical design error, however, caused the spinning blades to function like big fans. Subsequently, the erroneous children were blown into the sky &

into the gullets of a flock of stork passing overhead. The storks thus burdened landed in a rural area to clear their throats thus giving birth to the legend that the stork brings

guttersnipes to the gutterless. The wee bairns flopped about in the muddy country road under the stars and the trees and the passing clouds. They dozed now, only someday to awaken.